Some people read for plot. Some people get emotionally damaged by syntax.
Sentence Worshipper was made for readers, writers, editors, and English majors who know a single line can be more devastating than an entire plot twist.
Bold literary typography gives the design a sharp, serious feel without losing the dry humor of being completely undone by good prose.
Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717, a heavyweight garment-dyed tee with a soft vintage feel made for bookstores, writing desks, and rereading the same paragraph until it becomes a personality trait.
Heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton
Garment-dyed vintage finish
Relaxed unisex fit
Designed for readers, writers, editors, and prose obsessives
Plot is temporary. Sentence structure is forever.
Materials & Care
Materials
100% cotton canvas
Heavyweight 12 oz. fabric
Reinforced stress points for everyday carrying
Natural canvas construction
Care
Spot clean when needed
Hand wash cold for best results
Lay flat or hang to dry
Do not bleach
Do not iron directly over printed artwork
Shipping & Delivery
Printed to order in the USA
Ships within 2–5 business days
U.S. orders typically arrive 3–7 business days after shipment
Tracking information is emailed once your order ships
Some items may arrive separately
Returns & Exchanges
30-day returns Damaged or incorrect items are replaced at no cost
