Printed to order | Ships within 2 - 4 business days | 30-day returns
Good decisions were never the point.
For readers emotionally attached to fictional people exhibiting alarming levels of violence, emotional repression, possessiveness, and morally indefensible behavior presented with devastating charisma.
Soft, relaxed, and ideal for annotating dark romance novels, defending questionable fictional men in group chats, and repeatedly saying “I can fix him” with increasingly reduced sincerity.
Materials & Care
Gildan 18000 heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt
• Soft fleece interior with a relaxed unisex fit
• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband
Shipping & Delivery
Printed to order in the USA
Ships within 2–5 business days
U.S. orders typically arrive 3–7 business days after shipment
Tracking information is emailed once your order ships
Some items may arrive separately
Returns & Exchanges
30-day returns Damaged or incorrect items are replaced at no cost
