Fictionally Busy Sweatshirt | Retro Reader Definition Crewneck
Fictionally Busy Sweatshirt | Retro Reader Definition Crewneck
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Printed to order | Ships within 2 - 4 business days | 30-day returns
fictionally busy
adj.
Emotionally unavailable due to current reading material.
Does your emotional bandwidth feel like it is currently being redirected toward fictional disasters, unresolved romantic tension, and increasingly concerning attachment to imaginary people.
Soft, relaxed, and ideal for disappearing into novels long enough that friends begin assuming you are intentionally avoiding them, which is not entirely inaccurate.
Materials & Care
Materials & Care
Gildan 18000 heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt
• Soft fleece interior with a relaxed unisex fit
• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
- Printed to order in the USA
- Ships within 2–5 business days
- U.S. orders typically arrive 3–7 business days after shipment
- Tracking information is emailed once your order ships
- Some items may arrive separately
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & Exchanges
30-day returns
Damaged or incorrect items are replaced at no cost
Contact me at help@cozyreadertees.com if there’s an issue with your order
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