fictionally busy adj.
Emotionally unavailable due to current reading material.
Retro-inspired definition tee for readers currently neglecting texts, responsibilities, and several real-world obligations in favor of fictional people experiencing emotionally catastrophic situations.
Printed on the Comfort 1717, a garment-dyed heavyweight tee with the broken-in feel of something worn through long reading sessions, bookstore wandering, and repeated claims of “I’m almost done” that later proved wildly inaccurate.
Designed for people who become temporarily unreachable whenever a novel becomes psychologically destabilizing enough.
100% ring-spun cotton
Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric
Relaxed unisex fit
Soft-washed feel
Response delays may be narrative-related.
Materials & Care
Comfort Colors 1717
100% ring-spun US cotton
Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
Relaxed unisex fit
Pre-shrunk
Double-needle stitching for durability
Size up for an oversized fit
Shipping & Delivery
Printed to order in the USA
Ships within 2–5 business days
U.S. orders typically arrive 3–7 business days after shipment
Tracking information is emailed once your order ships
Some items may arrive separately
Returns & Exchanges
30-day returns Damaged or incorrect items are replaced at no cost
