Dad’s Gone Missing Sweatshirt | Retro Science Fiction Crewneck
Dad’s Gone Missing Sweatshirt | Retro Science Fiction Crewneck
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Last seen entering the science fiction section with no confirmed return timeline.
Fleece-lined crewneck for households familiar with the quiet ritual of losing Dad somewhere between vintage paperbacks, space operas, and one extremely specific shelf about time travel.
Soft, relaxed, and ideal for readers who say they’re “just browsing” before disappearing into galactic politics, impossible timelines, and heavily annotated mass-market paperbacks for several uninterrupted hours.
Cozy Reader Tees prints this design on the Gildan 18000, a heavyweight fleece-lined crewneck built for bookstore wandering, cold-weather reading sessions, and quietly alarming your family through prolonged bookstore disappearance behavior.
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend
- Fleece-lined interior
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Search efforts usually resume near closing time.
Printed to order | Ships within 2 - 4 business days
30-day returns
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