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Currently Unavailable Sweatshirt | Funny Reading Crewneck

Currently Unavailable Sweatshirt | Funny Reading Crewneck

Regular price $34.99
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Currently unavailable due to fictional circumstances.

Currently Unavailable was made for readers who disappear into books and return several hours later with no useful awareness of what happened in the real world.

Featuring a whimsical lost-in-a-book illustration, this design captures the exact state of being physically present but mentally located somewhere inside chapter twelve.

Printed on the Gildan 18000, a fleece-lined crewneck built for reading marathons, quiet weekends, bookstore wandering, and ignoring non-urgent responsibilities with confidence.

  • Soft fleece-lined interior
  • Classic relaxed unisex fit
  • Heavy Blend crewneck sweatshirt
  • Designed for readers, introverts, and fictional absences

Response time depends on chapter length.

Printed to order | Ships within 2 - 4 business days

30-day returns

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